Its always nice to see old friends unexpectedly. Left around noon for Norfolk Virginia where my cousin is in some super secret military training.program for something. Got a little lost in Maryland, but that’s really easy to do. When I crossed into Virginia, I said my goodbyes to a state that is like a big humid Fallon with trees. I won’t be coming back.

Virginia. Let me tell you, Virginians feel like they’ve been cheated when you split lanes. But fuck them, if I hadn’t I’d still be stuck in that traffic jam by that classy lady screaming about my fornication habits and stabbing her Virginia slim at me.

The roads here are horrible, too. I swear my butthole almost came out my nose from a few of those bumps.